Slow Pisser

Slow Pisser

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Inspiration
Inspiration
Outwit Mere Mortals
Glacial Augment
Glacial Augment
Immobilizing an enemy champion will cause 3 glacial rays to emanate from them towards you and other nearby champions, creating frozen zones for 3 (+ 100% of the immobilizing effect's duration) seconds that slow enemies for 30% (+9% per 10% Heal and Shield Power) (+3% per 100 Ability Power) (+4% per 100 bonus Attack Damage) and reduce their damage by 15% against your allies (not including yourself).

25s cooldown.
Magical Footwear
Magical Footwear
You get free Slightly Magical Footwear at 12 min, but you cannot buy boots before then. For each takedown you acquire the boots 45s sooner.

Slightly Magical Footwear grants you an additional 10 Move Speed.
Biscuit Delivery
Biscuit Delivery
Biscuit Delivery: Gain a Total Biscuit of Everlasting Will every 2 mins, until 6 min.

Biscuits restore 10% of your missing health and mana. Consuming or selling a Biscuit permanently increases your mana cap by 50.

Manaless: Champions without mana restore 12% missing health instead.
Jack of All Trades
Jack of All Trades
Passive: Earn 1 Jack stack for each unique stat type gained from items, stacking indefinitely. Jack: For each Jack stack, gain 1 ability haste. At 5 Jack stacks, gain 6 bonus Attack Damage or 10 Ability Power (Adaptive). At 10 Jack stacks, gain an additional 9 bonus Attack Damage or 15 Ability Power (Adaptive), for a total of 15 bonus Attack Damage or 25 Ability Power (Adaptive) at 10 Jack stacks.
Sorcery
Sorcery
Unleash Destruction
Transcendence
Transcendence
Gain bonuses upon reaching the following levels:
Level 5: +5 Ability Haste
Level 8: +5 Ability Haste
Level 11: On Champion takedown, reduce the remaining cooldown of basic abilities by 20%.
Manaflow Band
Manaflow Band
Hitting an enemy champion with an ability permanently increases your maximum mana by 25, up to 250 mana.

After reaching 250 bonus mana, restore 1% of your missing mana every 5 seconds.

Cooldown: 15 seconds
Attack Speed
Attack Speed
10% bonus attack speed
Adaptive
Adaptive
5.4 bonus Attack Damage or 9 Ability Power
Health Scaling
Health Scaling
Health Scaling
Doran's Ring
Doran's Ring
18 Ability Power
90 Health

Restoration
  • Restore Mana every second. If you can't gain Mana, regenerate Health instead.
  • Attacks deal additional damage to minions.
    • Total build cost: 500g
    Health Potion
    Health Potion


    ACTIVE
    Consume
    Restores 120 Health over 15 seconds.
    Total build cost: 500g
    Health Potion
    Health Potion


    ACTIVE
    Consume
    Restores 120 Health over 15 seconds.
    Total build cost: 500g
    Dark Seal
    Dark Seal
    15 Ability Power
    50 Health

    Glory
    Kills and Assists grant stacks, gain Ability Power per stack. Lose some stacks on death.
    Total build cost: 850g
    Lost Chapter
    Lost Chapter
    40 Ability Power
    300 Mana
    10 Ability Haste

    Enlighten
    Upon levelling up, restores 20% max Mana over 3 seconds.
    Total build cost: 2050g
    Glowing Mote
    Glowing Mote
    30 Ability Haste

    Total build cost: 1100g
    Sapphire Crystal
    Sapphire Crystal
    250 Mana

    Total build cost: 1450g
    Amplifying Tome
    Amplifying Tome
    20 Ability Power

    Total build cost: 1850g
    Glowing Mote
    Glowing Mote
    30 Ability Haste

    Total build cost: 2300g
    Amplifying Tome
    Amplifying Tome
    20 Ability Power

    Total build cost: 2700g
    Glowing Mote
    Glowing Mote
    30 Ability Haste

    Total build cost: 8300g
    Amplifying Tome
    Amplifying Tome
    20 Ability Power

    Total build cost: 8300g
    Glowing Mote
    Glowing Mote
    30 Ability Haste

    Total build cost: 8300g
    Glowing Mote
    Glowing Mote
    30 Ability Haste

    Total build cost: 8300g
    Ruby Crystal
    Ruby Crystal
    150 Health

    Total build cost: 8300g
    Amplifying Tome
    Amplifying Tome
    20 Ability Power

    Total build cost: 8300g
    Amplifying Tome
    Amplifying Tome
    20 Ability Power

    Total build cost: 8300g
    Glowing Mote
    Glowing Mote
    30 Ability Haste

    Total build cost: 8300g
    Tear of the Goddess
    Tear of the Goddess
    240 Mana


  • Focus: Attacks deal additional physical damage to Minions.
  • Manaflow: Strike a target with an Ability to consume a charge and gain 3 bonus Mana, doubled if the target is a champion. Grants a maximum of 360 Mana.

    Gain a new Mana Charge every 8 seconds (max 4).
    • Total build cost: 8300g
    Fiendish Codex
    Fiendish Codex
    25 Ability Power
    10 Ability Haste

    Total build cost: 8300g
    Boots
    Boots
    25 Move Speed

    Total build cost: 8300g
    Fiendish Codex
    Fiendish Codex
    25 Ability Power
    10 Ability Haste

    Total build cost: 8300g
    Kindlegem
    Kindlegem
    200 Health
    10 Ability Haste

    Total build cost: 8300g
    Aether Wisp
    Aether Wisp
    30 Ability Power
    5% Move Speed

    Total build cost: 8300g
    Archangel's Staff
    Archangel's Staff
    80 Ability Power
    600 Mana
    25 Ability Haste

    Awe
    Gain Ability Power equal to your bonus Mana.

    Manaflow
    Strike a target with an Ability to consume a charge and gain bonus Mana. Grants a maximum of 360 Mana at which point this item transforms into Seraph's Embrace.

    Total build cost: 8300g
    Ionian Boots of Lucidity
    Ionian Boots of Lucidity
    15 Ability Haste
    45 Move Speed

    Ionian Insight
    Gain 12 Summoner Spell Haste.

    Total build cost: 8300g
    Cosmic Drive
    Cosmic Drive
    80 Ability Power
    250 Health
    25 Ability Haste
    5% Move Speed

    Spelldance
    Damaging an enemy champion with an Ability grants 0 Move Speed for 2s.
    Total build cost: 8300g
    Fiendish Codex
    Fiendish Codex
    25 Ability Power
    10 Ability Haste

    Total build cost: 8550g
    Imperial Mandate
    Imperial Mandate
    60 Ability Power
    20 Ability Haste
    125% Base Mana Regen

    Coordinated Fire
    Slowing or Immobilizing an enemy champion marks them and causes Ally champion to deal bonus damage to them and grant you both Move Speed.
    Total build cost: 9950g
    Bandleglass Mirror
    Bandleglass Mirror
    20 Ability Power
    75% Base Mana Regen
    10 Ability Haste

    Total build cost: 9950g
    Amplifying Tome
    Amplifying Tome
    20 Ability Power

    Total build cost: 8950g
    Glowing Mote
    Glowing Mote
    30 Ability Haste

    Total build cost: 9950g
    Faerie Charm
    Faerie Charm
    50% Base Mana Regen

    Total build cost: 9950g
    Mejai's Soulstealer
    Mejai's Soulstealer
    20 Ability Power
    100 Health

    Glory
  • Kills and Assists grant stacks, gain Ability Power per stack. Lose some stacks on death.
  • Gain Move Speed if you have at least 10 stacks.
    • Total build cost: 11100g
    Warden's Mail
    Warden's Mail
    40 Armor

    Rock Solid
    Reduce incoming damage from Attacks.
    Total build cost: 12100g
    Cloth Armor
    Cloth Armor
    15 Armor

    Total build cost: 11400g
    Cloth Armor
    Cloth Armor
    15 Armor

    Total build cost: 11700g
    Randuin's Omen
    Randuin's Omen
    350 Health
    75 Armor

    Critical Resilience
    Critical Strikes deal less damage to you.

    ACTIVE
    Humility
    Slow nearby enemies.
    Total build cost: 13800g
    Giant's Belt
    Giant's Belt
    300 Health

    Total build cost: 13000g
    Ruby Crystal
    Ruby Crystal
    150 Health

    Total build cost: 12500g
    Blighting Jewel
    Blighting Jewel
    25 Ability Power
    13% Magic Penetration

    Total build cost: 14900g
    Amplifying Tome
    Amplifying Tome
    20 Ability Power

    Total build cost: 14200g
    Void Staff
    Void Staff
    90 Ability Power
    40% Magic Penetration

    Total build cost: 16800g
    Blasting Wand
    Blasting Wand
    50 Ability Power

    Total build cost: 16800g
    Summoners:
    Teleport
    Exhaust
     
    Skill Order:
    Time Bomb
    1
    4
    5
    7
    9
    Rewind
    2
    8
    10
    12
    13
    Time Warp
    3
    14
    15
    17
    18
    Chronoshift
    6
    11
    16